The house of a murdered family

2 vampires sit next to the bloody bodies of a family of four.

Male vamp:HAha were frikin invincible vampires now that we killed all of theese people and the police cant stop us
Female vamp:Oh were gonna be together forever!
Alucard:*rings the doorbell over and over*
Male:Stay here Ill shut up that idiot....*takes out machine gun*
Alucard:*shoots him through the door and kicks him*
Female vampire runs away while the male gets up
Male:*shoots me*
Alucard:*blocks them all*
Male:What the hell....?
Alucard:You cant block bullets,you cant regenerate yourself,and you killed all those people even though you werent hungy!YOU CALL YOURSELF A NOSEFERATU?!DIE!
Male:*screams as he runs out of bullets*
Alucard:*shoots him and then stabs my hand through him making blood explode out of his body*
Alucard:I had enough of trash like you.......even if your were a polished vampire you'd still be a dog turd in a bag.....

*walks out the apartment looking for the other peice of trash that escaped*

*you see a female vampire dead on the ground and a shadowy figure of a man with red eye holding a gun that shines with the light of the moon*.....*vanishes into thin air*

Ummmmm mission accomplished?o.o